Suck Ass Missouri
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Good luck with your new career.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
I hope you chose the money.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
And you should be damn proud.